Week 1

This totally sucks the big one! I had company over for the Big Brother premiere because we are that lame and I didn't set aside time for this Reward challenge. Thanks hostesses </3.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel though. At least I won't look like a challenge whore or threat. I'll just schmooze. So far I am overaligned like crazy! The price you pay for popularity I guess. Sho is still my main ally, but she kinda makes me nervous. She is always around but so quiet. Brenda is the same way. I don't care for sneaky bitches. Michael is a doll and he is growing on me. Go Go is too. Maybe I should screw over the girls for those two, who right now are totally by far on the outs. At least to my knowledge they are. Bella is cool but I hate frikkin TWILIGHT! That is the ONLY thing stopping me from getting to close to her. That and her face is as bland as a potato.

Sarge PMed me. As. If.

So Sho got the reward challenge and won the HII!!! That's pretty good news!

Also, I'm going to toy with the idea of aligning with Sarge. He doesn't seem as bad as I thought. Don't like that he smokes though.

Tonight's our first challenge. I hope everyone shows up and we kick ass!! If not, someone's done.

Ummmmmm.....where is our team? Why the fuck is no one here?! I swear Brenda's dumb ass is always on here yet tonight she decides to stay home? Same with lame azz Bella. It will be very easy to write one of their names down tonight. Veeeeery!

I mean this is unbelievable. Brenda. You're online. What the hell are you doing girl? Do we need to sound out the rules to you. Fucking idiot. Time to go be concerned, smile in her face, and laugh at her stupidity behind her back.

Finally!!! Now where are Dopey, Sleep, and Dumb ass?